
Perfect debut albums are milestones in the history of music, albums that were released to immediate universal acclaim. Few bands have managed to create these musical jewels, and being a part of the list of artists that have requires more than a hit single, more than a catchy riff, more than a melodic solo. A very small amount of bands had achieved the daunting task of joining during these last 2 decades, very very few....until quite a lot joined in 2010. We saw (or should I say...heard?) some of the best debuts in a looooong time, like Them Crooked Vultures (which will be reviewed soon) and obviously Broken Bells. It´s an insanely hard task for a novice musician and/or band to come up with a great debut album, no matter who he/they is/are or where he/they is/are from. This exclusive list dates to the golden days of hard rock, alas the beginning of the heavy metal ages (In Van Halen's case, I know it's late 70s, but still, don't contradict me) Yes, I´m talking about some of the best musicians history has given us, Led Zeppelin and Van Halen (I use these two as examples because people can easily relate to them and to their music. Who hasn't heard Immigrant Song or Jump at some point in their lives, right? But if you disagree on my choice, then please, by all means, do leave my blog, you deaf wanker) Led Zeppelin I had the memorable and immediately recognizable Good Times Bad Times, the painful ode to heartbreak Babe I'm Gonna Leave You, the blunt Your Time Is Gonna Come, and the simply legendary album closer How Many More Times. Jimmy, John, Bonzo and Robert were young men, and they created what today is considered as one of the top 10 albums in the history of music (at least on MY list...magazine editors and writers have proven to be as objective and informed as the shit they've been sticking up their ears and asses for the past 60 years...). Van Halen did something similar, hitting the listener in the face with Eddie's disgustingly beautiful mastership of the guitar that, at times, was too hot to handle for the typical late 70s-early 80s music listener. Eruption is the most remarkable expression of how to fuck the shit out of a guitar (in a sexual way, of course. Not saying he fucked his guitar as in, sucking at playing it...lol). Completely unexpected and unheard of. Atomic Punk's riff is something else, bordering on the too-catchy-to-be-pop-but-not-pop-enough-to-be-on-the-radio composition. Ain't Talkin' Bout Love is just...mindblowingly good for a song about being loose and lonely (Always picking my personal favorites, I'm such a bad reviewer, am I not?) and all these fantastic songs came on Van Halen I, another perfect debut. Zepp and VH became two of the few bands in music history to go straight to rock & roll heaven, to achieve legend status almost immediately. Other acknowledgeable debuts include Buddy Holly's, The Doors', Sir Lord Baltimore´s, Gun N´Roses' and Nirvana´s, just to name a few. Now, if you know your music, you will have realized by now that each of these bands released their respective debuts in different decades (Ah, I see what you did there Charlie, you're so smart) meaning it'd take well over 10 years for flawless debuts to be released (with some exceptions obviously, and before you say anything about me not including more examples, why the hell would I do that? Including two was already more than enough. Stop complaining, dammit) So, where does Broken Bells come in? Am I really comparing a synthrock indie band that just came to be with Led Zeppelin and Van Halen? Guitar-driven, blues-infused rock? Yes. I without a single doubt am. Why? Read further and you'll find out.
After explaining with lack of smart arguments and details what a perfect debut album is, let's move on to the big big question y'all have been asking to yr'selves: What makes this album so special? Well, that´s an easy one:
If The Smiths (or Morrisey, if you will) were to have an affair with New Order and MGMT at the same time, while being married to and adopting Erasure's habits (or, in this case, musical elements), this would be the result. Lyrically, this fantastic album borders on the nostalgic and reflexive. The abstract and emotionally unstable. There's a sad, dark and metaphoric atmosphere that immediately embraces the listener, trapping them in an innuendo of synthesizers and catchy, harmonic and nostalgia-evoking riffs. Instrumentally, bands like MGMT and My Bloody Valentine will come to mind here and there, but obviously encapsulated in that special something The Shins-esque vibe thanks to Mercer's immediately recognizable voice and his ever-lovely and quite creative vocal melodies. Modern synthpop music with traces of early 90s lo-fi here and there. Add Danger Mouse, a reknown (and remarkable) producer and musician that has been around for a while now, and has released quite a handful of memorable albums, be it as a producer, guest musician or solo, to that unique and bizarre mix and you get this, probably my favorite album of 2010 so far. The lyrics on this album are key, the music is fantastic and quite catchy, at least three or four tracks are bound to be stuck in your head for a while, but the thing that stood out the most for me (like always, since I myself am a lyricist/poet) were the lyrics, and once you know them by heart and actually start to feel their meaning, not only read it, you'll actually see why this album is a perfect debut. On a random note, the lyrics will always be like the dressing on a salad (the salad being the music) without them, it´s just vegetables (the vegetables being the music, although even if it had no lyrics, it would still be a fantastic album, the final tracks on it, Mongrel Heart and The Mall & Misery are my favorites on it, because in my opinion they are the most complete on the album, both lyrically and musically) All of the tracks are really good and will definitely stick with you for a while, taking you to that place, that beautiful and sacred place, known as...Nirvana. *Angelic voice*
My only real complaint would be that it´s too short, and October should have been replaced with Meyrin Fields, but it´s still a great track.
Best Tracks:
1-The High Road
2-Vaporize
3-The Ghost Inside
4-Mongrel Heart
5-The Mall & Misery
Final Verdict: A must have if you´ve always been fond of Danger Mouse's productions/remixes and love James Mercer´s unique and immediately recongizable voice and his fantastic vocal melodies...oh, and if you´re into dark, haunting lo-fi synthrock.
Rating: 9.3/10
Side Notes: Listening to it once won´t be enough, you really have to listen through the music to let your soul fly. I listened to it around 20 times on my first week with it, and it´s still one of my most played albums ever. Beautiful, simply beautiful.

